WHAT IT DO...This fool Sam is about to get blogged on... In case any of yall Rip Van Winkle-ass motherfuckers out there slept on the critically acclaimed 2001, box-office smash 'Herman USA', you missed S-dot Rosen's Spellbinding performance as 'Eddie' the Bellhop, -where Rosen takes you on a psychological thrillride that will leave you on the edge of your fucking seat, gasping for more. The fact of the matter is, Sam pretty much brings the drama to your diaphragm EVERY time he acts..-No Joke. -Sometimes he'll even come with DOUBLE DRAMA in a very DJ K Slay-type manner. This dude is so fucking talented that if you see one of his plays, you wont even be annoyed when they do that thing where they stare off into the abyss...-like,towards the crowd, -as if you're not there, and it's just an imaginary continuation of the play's set). -Straight up, this fool has got chops. He's like A white Denzell Washington meets a younger, more 'hip' Ed Begley Jr. The word on the skreet is that S.R. just wrapped up his latest production 'Ham Lake'-a play that he wrote and stars in. If you weren't fortunate enough to see it, peep the trailer from his forthcoming full-length movie based on the play Ham Lake. Rumor has it that there may even be a role for yours truly, -Snickerdoodles Mcoppycock, up in that piece -probably playing a bellhop of some sort...-But like a thugged-out bellhop that makes out with hella asian bitches.Click to read New York Times Review of 'Ham Lake'
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If you're thinking that dude looks familiar, you may have seen him putting in work on LAW & ORDER as a skiddish office worker- a shook one at that...he had like 4 lines or something, -and NAILED it. I bugged out when I saw that shit. Sam-Holler at your boy!!!
So yeah, Sam can act and all, but he'll never ever out-act Andrew Broder in "The Cure."
It's kinda too tough to call at this point... I mean, maybe if you give Sam a role where he can yell "faggot" at a little kid with AIDS we can have a legitimate comparison.
what about that time sam rosen played a super fucked up cigarette addict in a motherfuckin don't smoke p.s.a or when that foool played a psycho azz cleveland browns fan with a bomb azz 'stache. ya'll are sleepin'. pull your heads out of your collective asses and get up on hoops' career.
otherwise keep my name out ya'll mouthes!!
Nah, I seen that shit. I just wasn't trying to turn this into a motherfucking online portfolio and whatnot. This ain't 'Monster.com'. after all. But on the really real, I'm up on the chainsmoking p.s.a -that shit was tight and errrything; However, careful not to dislocate your shoulder patting yourself on the back on that Campbells Chunky Soup spot. -I mean, for Christsake, Mama Mcnabb isn't even in that one...
P.S.- (Nice use of third person on that by the way)
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