I don't mean to brag or anything...But apparently , a certain female, A-list Hollywood celebrity was so smitten by my undenyably thuggish-ruggish sex appeal, that she decided to get a half-sleeve tat of my ruggedly gorgeous face across her entire forearm... Can any of you guys guess who this is? -The answer may SHOCK you!!! (-Leave your guesses in the comments section below)
9 comments:
I think it was Oprah. Either her or Charo. Ok, well maybe it was Marge Schott. If not her then it was definitely Dana Plato.
rosy duh.
Martha Stewart. I can recognize that white pasty forearm anywhere.
that is one thick forearm- are you sure its an a-lister?...rosanne barr (d-list for life!)?
courtney love. shes retarded enough to pull it off.
I was gonna guess Salma Hayek just based on who Snickerdoodles wishes he were tattooed on, but the realistic answer here is pasty ass Kelly Osbourne.
when do we find out?
soon...
very soon...
i was gonna say Sara Silverman, but then i realized that sugartits was a Jew so it couldn't by my boo--i'm a go wit' Lotoya Jackson, Kelly Osbourne, or Ashlee Simpson since she's "so punk rock."
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