LORDS OF APATHY

February 8, 2007

ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD AT 39 (with her big-ass tits)

Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing in a Florida hotel room, one of her lawyers said. Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. Edwina Johnson, chief investigator of the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office, said the cause of death was under investigation and an autopsy would be done on Friday. A private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor room, said Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger. He said Smith's bodyguard administered cardiopulmonary resuscitation about an hour before she was declared dead at 2:49 p.m.

8 comments:

the VELVET weed fog said...

RIP

Anonymous said...

OH YEAH! I remember her now.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I think it's really big of me to admit that I had jerked it to Anna Nicole's layout in Playboy several dozen times when I was in college. I know that this may not be the most popular stance to take in light of her being really nasty for the last decade or so (as well as being completely insane in the membrane); -but thats what you call 'journalistic integrity'. I calls it like I sees it -Fair and Balanced reporting -ya heard?? That being said, I did some of my most cherished and fruitful masturbation to her boobs, and nobody can take that away from me... So fuck y'all-All y'all.
R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith 11/28/67 - 2/8/07

the VELVET weed fog said...

http://theskateboardmag.com/blogs/todd/

Anonymous said...

I know Anna is in heaven with her old husband, but do you think she's still trying to get the money he owes her, or do you think shes trying to get him to wire money back to earth for child support?

Anonymous said...

Well, sources tell me she in heaven.

Africa Black said...

maybe if you give her mouth to mouth it will help? or even maybe genital to genital?

Anonymous said...

Apparently, there's a rumor that the baby's daddy might be her dead son. Purely speculation, but that's one answer for why she was so crazy against a DNA test, and why they both OD'ed on the goofballs.

I think that would put the final diamond in the crown of a stellar career on this planet.