LORDS OF APATHY

March 29, 2007

GAY OTTERS TERRORIZE ONLOOKERS AT ZOO

Eye whitnesses saw "morty" and "sam" two Algonquin Sea Otters at the San Diego Zoo "come out" Wednesday. Holding "hands" and gayfully floating in their caged area. Robert from Bristol was displeased with the sea otter's decision to come out on his day with the kids. "This is an outrage to the moral fabric of our heterosexual society" also noting "I didn't take the the day off to show my kids gay otters" San Diego Zoo officials were not available for comment.

5 comments:

RasTroy said...

madd Gay.

RasTroy said...

GLBT sea otters unite.

Anthony said...

This will be the highlight of the evangelicals sermon this week.

Comeonpeople said...

This is ridiculous. Just because 2 otters are holding hands and swimming together does not deem them as being homosexual. If they are having sex thats a different story. People are so quick to ASSUME.

And for the record I am gay.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure glad this Robert from Bristol is an expert in determining otter genetalia, while taking his children out to the zoo! For the record, I didn't see anything sexual in this video. Perhaps they were trying to keep warm? I believe the only pervert in this situation happens to be Robert.