WOW, This dude is fucking unbelievable... He's one of those motherfuckers that you just can't help but hate on. He's like this golden boy all-American Abercrombie & Fitch catalog motherfucker who's life is unraveling like some sort of Maxim Magazine fairytale. As an unknown 2nd string rookie QB for the Patriots, he takes over for an injured Drew Bledsoe midseason and goes on to win the freaking Superbowl. Then procedes to win like 2 more Superbowls in the next 3 seasons, and starts dating hot-ass actress Bridget Moynahan. Before you know it, homey's peaced her out just as he learns that she's carrying his little chisled Arian baby. But doe's he give a fuck? -Oh HAAIL no!! He's so gang-star he's not gonna let a bun in the oven keep him from going from 'ex-to the next' and humping/ jumping around to his new shorty Giselle Bundchen. Just when you think his reign of trillness is gonna pump it's brakes a lil' bit; -like a 26" Spreewell spinner, -IT DON'T STOP!! Next thing you know, he's got Giselle pregged down as well! Our boy Tommy 'SuperSperm' Brady, is whilin out on the paternity tip. If you're a dimepiece A-list hottie who doesn't want to get pregnant, stay the fuck away from Tom Brady... -He'll knock your boots from here to Albuquerque.
March 11, 2007
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT TOM BRA-DY;BUT HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING P-I-M-P.
WOW, This dude is fucking unbelievable... He's one of those motherfuckers that you just can't help but hate on. He's like this golden boy all-American Abercrombie & Fitch catalog motherfucker who's life is unraveling like some sort of Maxim Magazine fairytale. As an unknown 2nd string rookie QB for the Patriots, he takes over for an injured Drew Bledsoe midseason and goes on to win the freaking Superbowl. Then procedes to win like 2 more Superbowls in the next 3 seasons, and starts dating hot-ass actress Bridget Moynahan. Before you know it, homey's peaced her out just as he learns that she's carrying his little chisled Arian baby. But doe's he give a fuck? -Oh HAAIL no!! He's so gang-star he's not gonna let a bun in the oven keep him from going from 'ex-to the next' and humping/ jumping around to his new shorty Giselle Bundchen. Just when you think his reign of trillness is gonna pump it's brakes a lil' bit; -like a 26" Spreewell spinner, -IT DON'T STOP!! Next thing you know, he's got Giselle pregged down as well! Our boy Tommy 'SuperSperm' Brady, is whilin out on the paternity tip. If you're a dimepiece A-list hottie who doesn't want to get pregnant, stay the fuck away from Tom Brady... -He'll knock your boots from here to Albuquerque.
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Speaking of P. I. M. P.'s, look who can't stop/won't stop getting her mix of House of Pain and Bobby Brown on. Gisele is on a riding spree. From multi billionaire Joao Paulo Diniz, Hartnett, DiCaprio, surfer Kelly Slater and now Brady. It's clear, Bundchen has no time for fake niggaz.
too black too strong.
TB needs a Superbowl cock ring..all iced out, with the diamonds and rubies forming a mosiac vagina. Hmmm..now that I think about it, I might go get a CZ version made right now...
BTW, am I the only one who loves to say the word "Bundchen"? It kinda sounds funny, like "queef".
BUNCHEN, BUNDCHEN, BUNDCHEN!!
MDK
Brilliant point; eloquently stated. Your insight into this most important matter is greatly appreciated. Thank you for shedding some light on the topic and imparting your wisdom on our readers.
dont be a bundchen
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