THE (seemingly) 12 HOUR INTRO TO FOXs' "HALF HOUR COMEDY HOUR"

Time flys when you're getting a root canal...

This was such a lame attempt at biting the Daily show and the Colbert Report. You'd think that Fox would hire some actual comedy writers to try to make this fucking thing not suck so bad. I was hoping that this was going to be one of those "it's funny because of how painfully un-funny it is" type of shows" but man, this shit takes the cake... I think I could literally derive more humor from watching cannibals roast a newborn baby on a spit, than watching these two dipshits stumble awkwardly through their ham-handed attempt at something resembling humor. It's utterly painful to watch. I almost feel bad for them it's so embarrassingly un-funny, but then I remember that they are 2 of the biggest assholes on the planet.