I could go on all day about the man, the myth, the legend that is R.Kelly.
I won't.
Instead we'll bless you with the gulliest verse of the year,
from Fat Joe's "Make it Rain" remix. enjoy.
I be drilling these chicks like Major Payne
When I make it rain, they be like "Kells... do it again"
From the club to the coupe, inside my gates
Up in my bedroom screaming each others names
They was perty perty, and I was flirty flirty
Lil' dro, lil' bub now they getting' dirty dirty
Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this
Leave your ass brainless
I'm tryin' to stay R&B
But these streets is a part of me
So don't get it twiiiiiiiisted
see I order one bottle, then I fuck with one model
Then I order more bottles, now I got more models
I'm from that city where them niggaz don't play mayn
I take a chick to my room like cavemaaaaaaan
So ask your girlfriend my name, I bet she go
"Skeet skeet skeet, Weatherman 'bout to make it rain!"
4 comments:
R. Kelly is such a flirt!
If you want an even better sampling of Kells' hilarity I suggest you check out the commentary in the Trapped in the Closet" bonus features...
"You see, in this scene, I was trying to look shocked... I wuz like, hmpph (kells suprise face noise)" Almost as good as midget male prostitute in the real deal... Almost.
"As we looked at each other and saiiidddd 'Whaaaa-a-ah-aaatssss thhaaaat smmmmeeeeeelllllll!?'"
Kells pee-peeing on some chick or the greatest (and possibly gayest) fight scene ever?--i'll let you decide, Mr. McPoppycock, Esquire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY&mode=related&search=
Good lookin out dun, that ones getting posted for sure!!
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