LORDS OF APATHY

April 26, 2007

7 REASONS WHY COME NOBODY BEATS THE BIZ


  1. His Ego Trip Puppet
  2. He lost more weight than everybody else on his season of Celebrity Fit Club
  3. He regularly employs the Belly Scratch
  4. He has a legendary record collection
  5. The video for "Just A Friend"
  6. "The Vapors"
  7. He has his own alarm clock and beatboxing doll (Watch the doll commercial, seriously)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that...

8. His house is the Albee Square Mall
9. He covered "Benny And The Jets" better than anybody else can ever dream to
10. The Biz Dance
11. The Mudfoot
12. Said "ahwontwo ahwontwo"
13. "Pickin Boogers"

Anonymous said...

Don't forget he was the man who set off the whole sample clearing era of hiphop.