July 31, 2007
L.O.A. BONER JAMZ '07 MIXTAPE PRESENTS: LAUREN LONDON
Lauren London is about the hottest thing going right now, I literally cannot stop obsessing about how hot she is. Every time I watch 'The ATL' I wanna pull a Bill O'Reilly and lather her up with my loofah, or eat a falafel with her or whatever... (After that she'd eventually sue me for sexual harrassment and I'd end up settling the case out of court, and then go about my life as if nothing happened, all the while clinging to some delusional sense of morality, constantly judging others, seemingly oblivious to my own hippocrisy).
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Finally something I can get behind.
Literally.
Snickers, welcome home....although I know you will stray away from the Motherland as your eyes turn back to Asia.
no doubt son... But no matter how many hot asians you jiggle in front of my face, I will always want to bone Lauren London. Bone her like it was 1999.
LORD'AMERCY!
You know shes Jamaican right?
BO! BO!
Just to recap: GATTTDDAYYYAMMMMNNNN.
One of the VERY FEW women in the public eye that's worth jerking off to.
Well done.
motherland smchmotherland...it's all the motherland just different flavors.....
she is too damn hot though.....
Wait? Lauren London is from Wisconsin?
WORDDDD YAH HERRDDD!!
Something special from Wisconsin.
BO!
NO SIR! She does not have the obligitory 55 lbs. of obesity strapped to her torso. Also, she lacks a Pontiac Grand Am, has all of her teeth, and her blood type is not "Miller".
Nice try though, dickcheese..
Oooohhh.... I thought you were talking about the other 'Motherland'...
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