LORDS OF APATHY

September 9, 2008

SARAH PALIN: -YOUR THOUGHTS?

Obviously, she sucks... Her political views are hideous,-I got all that... But hypothetically-speaking, you're at some dive bar after the RNC, and Sarah Palin walks in on a drunken cock-mission. She's got her hair up, those sexy librarian glasses on, and 3 buttons on her blouse undone. Would you consider knocking that out?? Holler at me one time Playboy and drop some knowledge in the comments section.

21 comments:

FYBS said...

Smash.

Anonymous said...

MILF, but definately dont want her driving the country into a ditch. THE WORLD WAS CREATED 6,000 years ago! YES! Bush in a skirt.

H-Money said...

I would use a cat5 ethernet cable to tie her up for sure. I would then enter her sex ports, all 3, full force. I would hide her glasses afterward.

muddguts said...

in the butt

Brad "MILFHunter" Pitt said...

I'd crush her so hard she would turn Democrat...
Tittie fuck after-game to give her a taste Clinton style.

Anonymous said...

i'd tear that shit up. as a matter a fact, i'd actually down load some of that off the milf hunter if it was up there as well.

RasTroy said...

Man, its so obvious. This bitch is out. Shes all face. And yall wanna tear up something thats kicked out 7 kids?? Wild suspect! News flash homies, its been done torn.

The real question is would you hit her preggers underage daughter?

Yes.

C-Rocka said...

She's def a MILF, no doubt about that. It seems that every guy around me lately has been talking about her smash-ability...

Her daughter is pretty hot too, did anyone see that video of that dude claiming to be the real father of the baby?

boozin sarandon said...

yea...id do it

Chef Rykwon said...

I'm with bredren a couple posts up. 7 children is a bit much to expect out of any coochie. She's foxy, but sheesh....I don't think she's had 7 c-sections. She might have to wear a jock strap to keep that thing all nice and tucked in lest she trip over it.

I'd hit it for the fame tho. And her daughter,knowing full well I was banging someone from a hyper fertile gene pool.

Anonymous said...

Id slap that ass, then ride the wave in.

Niles said...

I would say VPILF, but she's an evolution denying, big oil supporting, anti-choice, wolf killing theocrat who refuses to acknowledge that humans are the cause of global warming and doesn't believe in birth control or sex education while she cuts funding to teenage pregnancy groups when both she and her daughter have become pregnant before being married.

Another extreme right wing, nut job republican who threatens the constitution...

Anonymous said...

I'd make a video worthy of creampies.com.

She looks like she was a slut in college, clearly it runs in the family.

fax said...

half cougar half chud for sure the Vag lasts longer while in a cold environment.

solocholo said...

id hit her vaginasaurus..

Jensen said...

Knock her out somehow. Then somehow build a gloryhole around the corner from the bar, but somehow forcefully make her a permanent fixture of that specificglory glory hole.

Anonymous said...

anyone whose shat out 7 kids is gonna have some serious hanging gammon, bladder hanging out of the snatch secenario going on. I don't know if i could maintain any kind of erectile state when faced with that reality, but i'd be open to hand/blow jobs. That's kind of the rule for anything that's over 46 or has produced more than 2 children

typoscura said...

jenson...AWESOME. wow.

Nick said...

Blowjobs and anal all day :o) Bet her snatch looks like Stargate.

fax said...

its like sticking your shaft out the window while its raining, or throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Fine Christian Name said...

Due to her Christian conservative background, I GUARANTEE her butt hole is soooooooo tight. I'd ass to mouth her - no question.