LORDS OF APATHY

July 5, 2007

THINGS AMERICANS CAN STILL BE 100% PROUD OF - HAIR METAL EDITION






















For the love of God, check out one of the most epic lineups that's ever been lined up over at Rocklahoma!! This makes me more proud to be an Okie than Gary Busey and Color Me Badd put together and multiplied by Chuck Norris. With Hanson, the Gap Band and Anita Bryant added on just for the fuck of it. Rock on, you Dream Warriors.

2 comments:

Chef Rykwon said...

I kinda want to go to this thing. You see, in high school I had this secret fetish for the girls that were into metal. Primarily because they dressed and acted like absolute, unapologetic sluts. I could really get my collective jonses satisfied. Gimme a bitch with a Metallica "Kill 'Em All" t-shirt and I'm good to go. Another good thing about metal girls is that even if you have tons of horrid tattoos, they'll still probably chuck it to you. So....you know....I'm in there.

Anonymous said...

how did House of Pain geet such good real estate?