LORDS OF APATHY

November 6, 2007

YOU KNOW MY (new) STEEEZ!!

YO! -I'm calling it now! -Biters step the fuck off. I'm bringing the Andre Agassi circa 1900 steez back!-(and inadvertantly/ simultaneously bringing sexy back as well). All you dirtbag ironic hipsters get off my nuts. Just step aside and turn green with envy as I glide up in the club with my moussed-up frosted mop of shit skraggling down my shoulders.

9 comments:

Theee Casual Male said...

Damn, his style is pretty advanced for 1900.

Anonymous said...

Have fun with that, gaywad. You gonna bang Streisand too?

Guess what. There are many people THAT ALREADY rock that style. Go to east St. Paul and peer through the winshield of the first '85 Monte Carlo you find.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Yeah, that look was popular for a brief time around the turn of the century, and then came back in the 90's... Andre Agassi -King of what??? -KING OF STYLE!!

Freightman said...

FYI, you've donned a moussed-up mop of shit skraggling halfway down your neck(which seemed to attract girls for about two weeks) for 4 years now.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

You know how Snicker-Doo...

Theee Casual Male said...

This is only like semi what I would call it, but if he really got into it and started camouflagin' it, I don't think you would be able to see what he was wearin' at all.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Andre Agassi and who? Frank.... FRAZETTAAAAAAAAAA!

Theee Casual Male said...

Is this art? I don't know, Andre Agassi's not an art crim-critic. But I can sure as hell tell you that it's a crime.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

It would be a crime not to look like Double A... Skrait up.