LORDS OF APATHY

April 10, 2008

FILE UNDER: IN IT TO WIN IT

Read about Jason Burrows changing his middle name from Michael to 'Megatron':

"It's official. My name has been changed from Jason Michael Burrows to Jason Megatron Burrows, effective today. Here's the story of my trip to the courthouse:The Judge came in about 15 minutes late & apologized, then said that she'd be hearing name changes first, The first lady got up & changed her last name to honor her birth family. Next, a family went up, and the mom & dad both said that their daughter would like her name changed to Jessica, so the judge signed that order.
Then it was my turn... I walked to the front, where she had me raise my right hand to swear that I would tell the truth, whole truth & nothing but the truth. She asked if my name change was to defraud creditors, I said no. She asked if it would be detrimental to anyone else, I said no. She Then asked if I was indeed changing my middle name to that of my childhood hero, I smiled & said "Yes Ma'am." She said, "Then I do order & decree that your name be changed from Jason Michael Burrows to Jason Megatron Burrows" with a HUGE grin. There were quite a few chuckles from the courtroom... I was handed the paperwork & I split. (Click image to make it get... mmmbigger.) (Good looking out Playboy Kenny)

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