July 7, 2008
From the people who brought you the water-powered car, it's Japanese Squirt Racing!!! I'm not gonna pretend I know what's going on here because I totally don't... I think even if I could understand Japanese, this would only make about 4% more sense to me. But I think a game like this transcends all cultural and language barriers. A bunch of seemingly drugged out chicks in mini skirts, slow-motion crawling through a half-assed obstacle course with random things happening around them... This is must-see TV if there ever was such a thing.