LORDS OF APATHY

June 2, 2009

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: GERMAN THUGZ

Dude, rapping is so easy... All you need to do is be able to talk, and wear a hat (sideways).

13 comments:

MIKE DAVIS said...

At 15 seconds, did he point to that Pete Nice lookin' dude and introduce him as "Pregnant C" ???

boozin sarandon said...

arent some of those mike jones lyrics?

boozin sarandon said...

"blowin on the endo, gamecube nintendo, 5 percent tints so you cant see up in my window" -mike jones (still tippin on 44s)
...criminal-g has some explaining to do to his bekannters, yah..

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

It's actually Slim thug Lyrics on the song 'Still Tippin' -which is on Mike Jones' album.

Manny said...

Is he chillin' with a 6 and 11 year old? Criminal-G, don't fuck with me.

Anonymous said...

Youtube-Tsimfuckus You will like what you see.

Detroit Murder Dog said...

I thought the Treaty of Versailles prevented Germany from having a standing army or rapping. These guys look really uncomfortable. Did The Lion just get off of his job as a painter before hitting the video shoot? What's up with these outfits?

boozin sarandon said...

ah yes, slimm thug...thank you for the correction

Chef Rykwon said...

NAWWWWWWWWW! MOST of the rap has been jacked from Slim Thugga. Let me ask you this....does Criminal G appear to be a "6' 6", long dick, slim nigga stickin' yo chick"? No. If that fool is 6' 6", my name is Mike Jones. Also....take notice of the candy coated slabs on swangers and Vogues. That's jacked from the video for "Still Tippin".
And one more thing for the record, Germany. Swangers and Vogues don't belong an anything German. If you're gonna ride foreign, you're gonna wanna chop blades. Sheesh. Get it right.
I'm not gonna even get into the thought of nasty little German hoodrats sipping Barre either.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I could be so irritated by German children attempting to rap.

Anonymous said...

The sign in the background says "ausfahrt". I'm assuming that it's German for "Ass Fart". Must be the crew moniker...

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

But German is such a pleasant-sounding language; -you'd think that German and rapping would fit like hand and glove...

Anonymous said...

the lion was dope.

boozin sarandon said...

these "horrible rap" posts make my day..