LORDS OF APATHY

July 30, 2009

Baby Stays Paid

Down because of the economy? Keep your spirits up! If this baby can make it, so can you. This infant has at least $300, a Motorola RAZR phone and a gold bracelet. He stays cool by wearing a crisp Grant as a hat. If you can't out-hustle a baby, then hit the bricks pal and beat it because you are going out.

5 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That baby's on an ill paper chase.

MASACCIO HUSTLE RIDICULOUS said...

I used to think I was Swaggerballin'. Guess what. I wasn't. This baby paid out of control. This baby stay on it's grizzly like goddamn Grizzly Adams. CMB: Cash Money Baby.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

^Real Talker...

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That baby's got fetal ballaholic syndrome... His mom balled out of control while he was still in the womb.

MASACCIO A STRAIGHT GOON said...

This baby already had its paper game sewd up by the time it was a itsy-bitsy zygote. First bath this baby ever had was a Benjamin bath. This baby bought mink onsies for every one of Octomom's kids.