LORDS OF APATHY

February 24, 2010

DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 69

That was the headline I was hoping to see this morning... That followed by a report of how after his heart attack, he slipped and fell down 1000 flights of stairs and landed on a pile of broken glass, razor blades and cobras. Fuck that asshole.

7 comments:

RasTroy said...

YOU FUCKER...THAT WAS MY NEXT MOVE. DEAD ASS.

Anonymous said...

not cool man. LOA is my main news source. i believed it.

about as fucked up as all those youtube videos of people tricking someone into thinking they won the lottery.

Manny said...

Damn it Snickerdoodles. You can't get my hopes up like this in google reader and then when I click on the link it's just pipe dreams. I already started mentally planning my trip to Arlington cemetery to dance on his grave.

ben dover said...

way to crush my hopes, asshole

Bone Dog said...

haha awesome. now i wont be as surprised when he actually does die.

thesuperjesus said...

Not cool teasing all the sane and rational Americans like that. Just the thought of it did make me smile for a moment though. :)

Mmmmmm...happy place...dead Cheney...puppies.

The Gambler said...

Current money line odds on Cheney death:

-550 Heart Attack
-100 Massive stroke
+200 Hunting accident
+550 Accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation
+1000 Lombardi-slapped by militant homosexuals
+5000 He wont die. He is a cyborg sent from planet Assfucker

I'll take any and all action..