LORDS OF APATHY

May 12, 2010

KATY PERRY??

In case you somehow weren't aware of what a pile of shit Maxim magazine is, let me just reiterate.  Maxim magazine is a steaming pile of fly-swarmed donkey shit glistening in the midday sun.  I know this shouldn't matter to me whatsoever, but I cannot help but get a little pissed off every time I see one of these 'People Magazine 50 most beautiful' -type lists. Aside from just being conceptually a retarded thing to do, it's particularly dumb when some chud-bucket gets top honors while there's countless dimepieces pushed to the back of the list or not represented at all.  Nunber one Katy Perry??  Really?? Fuck off...
*Clarification:  No I don't think Katy Perry is a 'Chud Bucket'. She's actually an attractive girl.  But of all the people in the world to be on this list, let alone number one, she'd be lucky to make the top 1000 hottest list.  Not a diss, just some real talk.

6 comments:

Horsey said...

http://www.maxim.com/girls/girls-of-maxim/84758/grace-park.html

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That girl would be hot if she gained about 30 pounds... Somebody get that girl a sandwich or something.

Horsey said...

fuckkkk, now i feel bad.
how bout this ?
http://hellcrazy.net/hella/ass/images/Grace-Park-7.JPG
as the title suggests its a hella ass

Anonymous said...

nice funbags tho..........

faxer said...

They do a new list every couple months like the other girls don't exsist anymore. The list should be the same if its a for real list at least till the girls get old or theres a new up and coming youngin'.Theyre fuckin' up over there regardless.

Anonymous said...

that first bitch is too skinny, and the second pic is waaaaay too smoothed out-photo chopped. katie perry wouldnt even be considered the hottest chick at south coast plaza on any given weekday.