i could barely bring myself to spit in her face she's so vile
Easy one. I'm on top...gotta be at the beach. If you have ever seen Life- narrated by Oprah, there is this beetle that fights off other male beetles as he climbs a tree looking for a female. The fight is them linking horns and the throwing the other off of a the tree. In the end he gets the girl...then he tosses her off the tree. Quick, to the point, and out of there. Now if this was Anne Coulter...
I bet her breath smells, couldn't do it plus her belly is nasty .... but you throw J-Wow into a threesome i'd have to give it to snooki to get to J-Wow!No chud
I bet her breath smells like Italian sausages and Italian dicks. Perfectly manicured, tanned, waxed, gelled-up Italian dicks.
CHUD for sure. She has a positive attitude, she's upbeat and seems like a people pleaser. All of the ingredients for a good time. Obviously, I'm wrapping my dick in kevlar, wearing a China Syndrome anti-radiation suit and wearing one of those respirators you use to remove asbestos.
She's the definition of Chud. Done
total chub... don't get be wrong, i think she's gross, but if i was wasted it would def go down... I don't think i could kiss her though... WAYYYY better than that fat osborn..
I'm willing to bet that she looks half way smashable if you're hobo drunk, but nothing less than that. Lots of soldiers in vitenam did heroin to ease the pain, so I would imagine waxin' the snook would be similar.
bitch looks like a bloated chipmunk
Why not. I've always wanted to bone a Filipino Mexican.
not her but the one who's always crying because one of the guy's in the house cheated on her (i don't watch the show all that often so I appologize for not knowing her name (not really)) but she (not snookums) can get it on a consistent basis....
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