LORDS OF APATHY

January 21, 2011

SNOOKI: YEA OR NAY?

Simple question, could you make this happen? An informal Friday edition 'Chud or No Chud' happening here. Let's hear it; explain yourselves in the comments section.

13 comments:

Kieran said...

I'd blast

Anonymous said...

i could barely bring myself to spit in her face she's so vile

Martin Olson said...

Easy one. I'm on top...gotta be at the beach. If you have ever seen Life- narrated by Oprah, there is this beetle that fights off other male beetles as he climbs a tree looking for a female. The fight is them linking horns and the throwing the other off of a the tree. In the end he gets the girl...then he tosses her off the tree. Quick, to the point, and out of there.
Now if this was Anne Coulter...

Anonymous said...

I bet her breath smells, couldn't do it plus her belly is nasty .... but you throw J-Wow into a threesome i'd have to give it to snooki to get to J-Wow!

No chud

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I bet her breath smells like Italian sausages and Italian dicks. Perfectly manicured, tanned, waxed, gelled-up Italian dicks.

Detroit Murder Dog said...

CHUD for sure. She has a positive attitude, she's upbeat and seems like a people pleaser. All of the ingredients for a good time. Obviously, I'm wrapping my dick in kevlar, wearing a China Syndrome anti-radiation suit and wearing one of those respirators you use to remove asbestos.

Anonymous said...

sub-chud

platinumseagulls said...

She's the definition of Chud. Done

bastion of suffering said...

total chub... don't get be wrong, i think she's gross, but if i was wasted it would def go down... I don't think i could kiss her though... WAYYYY better than that fat osborn..

Mr. Biscuits said...

I'm willing to bet that she looks half way smashable if you're hobo drunk, but nothing less than that. Lots of soldiers in vitenam did heroin to ease the pain, so I would imagine waxin' the snook would be similar.

Anonymous said...

bitch looks like a bloated chipmunk

Anonymous said...

Why not. I've always wanted to bone a Filipino Mexican.

Anonymous said...

not her but the one who's always crying because one of the guy's in the house cheated on her (i don't watch the show all that often so I appologize for not knowing her name (not really)) but she (not snookums) can get it on a consistent basis....