LORDS OF APATHY

March 13, 2011

The New Hit Factory



Ark Music Factory is killing it right now. The only thing I can compare this to is when Death Row jumped on the scene and everything they touched was amazing. Just when you think Ark can't top CJ Fam, they hit you with Alana Lee and Abby Victor. Ark's bench is crazy deep. Lil NayNay was rapping before she can even talk! I didn't know that was possible, but finding incredible talent is Ark's calling card. Just before the 6 minute mark, even Quincy Jones jumps on the mic (via iPad) to let you know what time it is. Don't believe me? I'm gonna let Rebecca Black ride you fools out...

7 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That shit is fucking awful... Is there some kind of subliminal Christianity behind this? The reason I ask is because it sucks that intensely.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I'm kinda feeling CJ Fam though... Shit is tight. It's nice to see Miss Piggy making a comeback

Anonymous said...

The comments on this are especially enlightening.
http://www.bohemian.com/citysound/?p=7181

Anonymous said...

Is this like a sheltered employment program for the tone-deaf?

Anonymous said...

fuck. my hatred grows stronger each day.

Anonymous said...

Ark as in Noah's. Lovin' that big J in the sky.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Metal!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c