LORDS OF APATHY

April 11, 2011

THE PROGRESSIVE HOE...

I'm not sure what asshole cast this lady, but you know the question.... After a long night of drinking in a san francisco dive bar....?


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

No chud!.... unless i get a deal on my car insurance then i think i might have to...

Anonymous said...

No under any circumstances. I might put my dick in the garbage disposal before I put it in this.

Anonymous said...

I hate this bitch with a passion. I'm constantly bombarding with those bullshit progressive commercials while I'm watching hockey pisses me the fuck off. Fuck no. She's gotta can that lipstick too!! I'd rather fuck Snookie then this annoying bitch.

MikeLovePotna said...

Fuck Yes. Sooo Down...
I'd hog tie Ho-Flo a little too tight, use my dick as the gag, rub that terrible ass lip stick all over her face and tits, then proceed to wreck every orifice to the sounds of fran drescher getting ripped from v to a...
Might even go all Serbian Film in the eye too so the world wont have to endure another sacrilege involving roller skates, disco, and weird rasicm.
"No, Really... Big Money gonna take that ass."

Anonymous said...

looks like malcom in the middle post op.

Anonymous said...

If crushing her face with a rock surrounded by a group of people pointing and laughing counts then fuck yes.

Anonymous said...

she talk too fckin' much. But more scary is what she looks like in the half light as the glow from the streetlight half illuminates her oddly proportioned face. You'd be doing work with your head buried in her neck, lift up on your arms and forget what you was hitting, then BLAM! Full horror show.

But yeah, I'd hit it.

james said...

I'd say no way jose....

Rexwon said...

i'm from san jose, and yessss waaayyyy.

bastion of suffering said...

Well that might be your problem...

Mr. Biscuits said...

I'd say yes.. If you took off that lunch-lady outfit she's got on, and cleaned her up a little bit, she would be good to go after getting faded all night long. I'd Make her give me a flojob. Her skin's a bit on the pasty side, but dimming the lights would take care of that glo.

Anonymous said...

id douple paper bag it... put one on her and one on me incase hers falls off

Martin Olson said...

nope. no way. those scary eyes lookin at you...no way.

Anonymous said...

i'd plastic bag it

Anonymous said...

This bitch gives me the most un-boner I've ever had.

bastion of suffering said...

Even my grandma hates this bitch...