LORDS OF APATHY

June 12, 2011

Clown Hall of Fame

I'm gonna break LOA ranks and say that I never liked this guy. Wearing an adjustable baseball cap backwards is my personal douchebag litmus test and Weiner failed a long time ago. I also thought he was a loudmouth who gave off a weaselly vibe. The whole thing was non-cipher. Now he's saying that he's going "to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person." Sexting rehab?! C'mon, g. Now you're just insulting my intelligence.

Look, setting aside whatever you think about Weiner politically, he is an imbecile. He sent sexually oriented messages to a bunch of women under accounts with his real name (!), got busted, said he got hacked (!!), said he couldn't tell "with certitude" whether the pics were him (!!!), and then sent all of the women emails explaining how to try to cover this up (!!!!).

I don't even care about him sending messages to these women, but the fact that he would do so under his real name and document the whole thing in writing makes me wonder if he even has the requisite intelligence to drive a car, let alone serve in Congress. I'm a blogger with nothing to lose and I have maybe 20 alias email addresses, Facebook accounts, and AIM handles. When I want to send pics of my (huge) penis to (mostly Japanese) girls online, I do so as SuaveItaliano312, MrRoboto69 or Esteban Hernandez.

7 comments:

bastion of suffering said...

Now I'm hearing something about him twittering a 17 year old. That doesn't sound right, both figuratively and morally... So if that's the case, then i think he's gotta go. But if not, who the fuck cares. The man didn't get any.. i admit, it's not a good look, especially when your name fits with the scandal you are involved in... but when it really comes down to it, Anthony Weiner taking pics of his dick and twittering them doesn't effect me or anyone else besides him, his family, internet-misstresses and his constituents... which most of them would like him to stay. But if he's a pederast then find a rock and kick it homeboy...

bastion of suffering said...

Or as Chris Hanson would say... "Hey, why don't you have a seat right there... Oh yeah, sure, you're free to go. I'm not stopping you..."

Anonymous said...

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhere's the thing (for me anyway):

being an idiot in his secretive love life does not necessarily imply he's an idiot with politics or driving a car. it wouldn't surprise me if some incredibly intelligent mechanical engineer could barely manage to order a beer in a bar, you know? and i get that there does seem to be a lack of common sense with his situation, but correlation does not imply causation.

and although i got a slight hint of sleaze from him as well, and he does seem to be a bit of a loudmouth, HE IS STILL SAYING THINGS THAT NEED TO BE SAID, WHICH OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT SAYING. and to me, that's the bigger picture.




-PRAISE WEINER-

bastion of suffering said...

I recant the part about it effecting his constituents... Don't see how it could unless he was twittering inside his district...

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Wiener is the motherfucking man (no homo). A politician's faithfulness to their spouse or puritanical values do me no good if their work as an elected official sucks. People expect these guys to be gods or something; the fact is, I don't, nor should I give a shit if my mechanic or bank teller is tweeting pictures of their cocks to everybody. Wiener's job is to fight for legislation that benefits his constituents, and he does that better than everyone in his party. It is possible to be a lousy scumbaggy husband AND a good public servant.

Closed circuit to Murder Dog, -I'm feeling the alias names, but I think you're still coming up a little short of my boy Michael "Ron Mexico" Vick.

Detroit Murder Dog said...

How can you trust the judgment of someone who can't even use a fake name when trying to holler at girls online? This is Internet Scumbag 101. At the end of the day, the only opinions that matter are those of his constituents. I'm surprised we haven't heard from Run DMC (kings from Queens) or Kevin James (king of Queens) on this.

Other fake Internet names include DaFreakinCostaRican and Chet Lemon. I have to keep a notebook with all of the passwords...

Rex Goliath said...

glad to hear DMD break ranks and call this pencilneck the dipshit that he is.

and there is something you guys aren't considering that needs to be addressed:

whatever someone does with their private/sex life is their business. if he and his wife have a prenup that says every time she has sex with him, she has to apply pitch-black shoe polish and bright red lipstick to her face, I couldn't care less. or, if someone chooses to cheat on his spouse every day of the week and twice on sunday, it's their business. BUT, when such a person is a public servant and does stuff like this, or what Weiner did, it exposes them to the possibility of extortion. "hey motherfucker, we got all kinds of pics of your cock that you tweeted to these underage girls. if you don't vote to give Cause XYZ appropriations in the next budget, we're going public with these pics." now, the public trust has been compromised by your incredibly shitty judgment.

Weiner is a straight-up beta-boy dicklicker. prolly never got no ass when he was in high school and college, so now that he's in this position of power and has all this new poon at his disposal, he couldn't control himself. this is the opposite of alpha. this is mad beta.

good riddance, pencildick.