LORDS OF APATHY

December 7, 2011

Republican Mad Libs

"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a ________, but you don't need to be in the _______ every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this _______ when _______ can serve openly in the _______ but our kids can't openly celebrate _______ or _______ in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on
_______. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
_______ made America strong. It can make _______ strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message."

ok now lets see how many you got right...

1 comment:

Measure.Facts.Kautiously said...

"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a "Bigot", but you don't need to be in the "local Walmart" every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this "Election" when "Assholes" can serve openly in the "Senate" but our kids can't openly celebrate "the Arts" or "Their differences"in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on _"Seperation of Church & State". And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
"Oppression" made America strong. It can make "White Guys" strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message."