TAKE THE LORDS OF APATHY LISA LOEB CHALLENGE!

It's Friday everybody! -And you know what that means... Actually you probably don't, but it's challenge time! This past week I was in Staples, trying to exchange an ink cartridge for my printer. I was already super frustrated because I forgot to write down the model number of the kind I needed. Anyways, after about 10 minutes of obsessively/compulsively combing the printer ink isle staring down the barrel of making a 3rd consecutive fruitless trip to Staples, the unthinkable happened... Lisa Loeb's "Stay" came on over the piped-in store PA system. All of a sudden I felt dizzy; and it got unbearably hot in there... The only thing I could think of is "I've got to get the fuck out of here -IMMEDIATELY".
I'm not sure what the point of telling you that was supposed to be, but here's your challenge: Turn the volume all the way up as loud as it will go and bump this L.L. joint to the bitter end, or for as long as you can hold out... Think of it as a test of your mettle. -Kinda like the Marine in those commercials where he battles that fire-breathing CGI dragon. Let me know how far you get, and a brief description of your struggle in the comments section below.
(For the record, I only made it about 8 seconds.)

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