Iron Fist

Wow, this movie has almost everything I love: kung-fu, hot Asian girls, raps. Add a cameo from Joakim Noah, Xbox cheat codes and some pizza slices, and this would be the perfect film.

Would You Put Your Dick In This?

I just wish it had a Kindle instead of a DVD player. As I always say, the most erotic organ is the mind (or a plastic robot vagina).

Korean Cursing

The homie Pedro Navaja$ passed this one along. Is this really what's going on in ESL programs? Not sure I'm feeling the use of the euphemism "foreigner" for "American." That shit is pickled.

Asian Boy Will Always Love You

You think this kid walked into the barber shop and said "give me the Curious George"? Anyway, I'm trying to get him to sing the chorus on my next single. If you're his agent, get at me!

Don't Start None Won't Be None

I'm gonna keep the "race war on the bus" themed videos going here. This clip is crying for Carl Douglas to jump on the remix.

D(C)MD: Jhoon Rhee

In the late 80s your boy Murder Dog was a BG bopping his way through the DC and Northern Virginia streets with go-go p.a. tapes and DC Scorpio cassingles in his Sony Sports Walkman. This commercial was inescapable on channel 20 and anyone who grew up in the DC area during this time can sing the Jhoon Rhee theme (written by Nils Lofgren!) on command. There were tons of crazy rumors about the kids at the end of the commercial. The most popular was that they got jumped in a school parking lot in Falls Church and then Jhoon Rhee hunted down and killed the attackers like Charles Bronson in Death Wish. Everybody seemed to know someone who had a cousin/friend/uncle who witnessed the kids getting beat up, so this was just accepted as fact throughout the Fairfax Country Public Schools. I later heard local variations on the rumor that had the kids getting beat up in Maryland. Anyway, I recently read that the girl went on to be an import tuner model and the boy ended up being good at math.

Nunchuck Baseball

In the 80s, at the height of ninja-mania, one of the hottest playground debates was whether the word was "nunchucks" or "numchucks." One day this creepy dude named Rizzwon showed up with what appeared to be the authoritative treatise on ninjas. The book used the term "nunchaku" which, while perhaps accurate, sounded lame as hell so the debate continued. Anyway, this video shows the Sadaharu Oh of nu(n/m)chucks getting busy in a batting cage and popping the Cris ninja-style. Enjoy.

The Best Fight Scene Ever

This is unedited all in one take.. of the chain...