Asian Boy Will Always Love You

You think this kid walked into the barber shop and said "give me the Curious George"? Anyway, I'm trying to get him to sing the chorus on my next single. If you're his agent, get at me!

THE ZACHARY ALLEN CHRONICLES

AHhhh; Child actors dancing and singing...-Is there anything in this world sweeter!?? -I'm still trying to figure out what will occur first; this dude having his first man-on-boy homosexual experience, or him checking himself into a rehab clinic for cocaine abuse. Whichever it is, no amount of cocaine-fueled statutory boy-rape will keep me from relishing this heartwarming rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"!