BEAR GRYLIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

Whatever the Discovery channel is paying this dude, it's simply not enough.

BEAR GRYLLS IS STILL A SURVIVOR

We interrupt Danny Bonaduce week to bring you this clip of Bear Grylls keeping shit really real one more time. You might remember a while back I posted a clip of him showing how to hydrate yourself in the wild.

Well this time, he shows us how to shelter ourselves in a sandstorm, Luke Skywalker style. The original Luke Skywalker, not Uncle Luke.

BEAR GRYLLS IS A SURVIVOR

I don't know what you know about Bear Grylls, but this motherfucker is crazy. Batshit crazy. He has a show on the Discovery Channel where he teaches you how to survive in the wild. He goes around eating maggots, fire ants, zebra meat, and all kinds of other gross shit.

In this clip, he shows us what to do if you're stuck in the African desert and you can't find water.