LORDS OF APATHY

November 14, 2007

BEAR GRYLLS IS STILL A SURVIVOR



We interrupt Danny Bonaduce week to bring you this clip of Bear Grylls keeping shit really real one more time. You might remember a while back I posted a clip of him showing how to hydrate yourself in the wild.

Well this time, he shows us how to shelter ourselves in a sandstorm, Luke Skywalker style. The original Luke Skywalker, not Uncle Luke.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's why I live in America and not some midlle east desert. I'd rather draw cartoon of Mohammed on a mosk in Mecca than do that...

Anonymous said...

Mad Juicy

Anonymous said...

It always seems like this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. I feel like I could host this show and do as good a job as he does.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I guess you probably could if you were willing to gut and crawl into a camel carcass and squeeze the juice out of a pile of elephant dung/ drink it... Have at it, nobody's stopping you.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Yeah, basically, if you're not saying all that with a mouth full of cold zebra fat, don't even bother....

Anonymous said...

They're booing, because they hate you, anonymous.

the captain said...

as a true british gentleman i veiw this behaviour as completely normal.
i would think nothing of emptying a cat or a fox for that matter and wearing it as a hat. a little like your davy crockett may have done. but that said mr crockett was around a long time ago so perhaps he was english?

elephant foot coffee table or a gorilla hand ashtray anyone?