PARKING LOT PIMPIN

Act like ya know...

Mind's Playing (Jedi) Tricks on Me

Given that Halloween falls on a weekend, here is the obligatory Geto Boys post. Is anyone dressing up? Last year I went as "sexy blogger" but this year I might go as "guy too shy to talk to girls in slutty costumes" (it's pretty much a Joy Division t-shirt and corduroys).

DIMITRI'S PIMP HAND IS MAD STRONG.

First law of Pimp Psychology 101: You need to break down a girl's resistance with a series of psychotic, information-filled voice mails. Phase two: You belittle her, and then give her threatening ultimatums. Trust me fellas, this stuff works every time... (Good looking out Revok)