PARKING LOT PIMPIN

Act like ya know...

Panther Woods

Thanks to EDouble for the link.

HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: THE 'UNSTOPPABLE' LIL' KING...

I wonder if Lil' King is going to drop the 'Lil' ala (Lil') Bow Wow when he turns 16 or so, signifying that he's entering young adulthood. So what then? -just 'King'?... -How about Martin Luther King! That'd be swaggalicious! I always thought that Dr. King had a certain level of swag, that in many ways reminds me of Lil' King, so it only makes sense. OH SHIT-YEAH! -And the title of his first major label album could be entitled "I have a dream". The cover art would be like a photo of Lil' King -Sorry- Lil' Martin Luther King, in a race car bed with brightly colored all-over-print, diamond logo linens having a dream about owning both a Louis-bag and a Gucci-bag filled to the top with money! Yo! Lil' MLK- Get at me dogg! I want to manage your career son!

Danzig Look-alike Charms Americans With "Real Art"

BILL MOYERS PROFESSIONALLY SONS FOX SCUMBAG FOR THE RECORD

Bill Moyers is a certified pimp. There is no doubt about it.
But its a beautiful thing when you see it in action.
Watch how cool calm and collected he stays while he
sons this FOX underling, telling him to bring his boy
Bill O'Rilelly to his feet and for Rupert Murdoch to come clean.
All the while this asshole runs the typical bully,
shit for shot, FOX reporter schtick. Exiting the accosting,
as all FOX reporters should, tail between legs.

In short: FOX, DONT STEP TO BILL MOYERS,
UNLESS YOU HAVE HIS MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.