Halloween Party Recap

Went to an epic Halloween party this weekend. I set a high bar with my costume last year, but I think I topped it. Some people asked if I was in blackface, but once I explained that I was just a Michael Jordan made of chocolate pudding, everyone LOVED my outfit. I posed for like a million photos.

My wife and her sister also went to the party. They were "sexy Islams." Another hit! Happy Halloween everyone!

PUMPKIN CARVING: STEP ONE

I Need a Halloween Costume

Halloween is next weekend and I need some ideas. Best thing I have so far is this little number from Amazon called "Down for the Count." I think it's more like down on the count, but whatever. Anyway, the party is a fund raiser at a church, so I'm kind of on the fence. Please let me know if you have any other suggestions. Thanks.

UPDATE: After further consideration, I will be going as "Drunk Mexican." I don't really like the costume, but they were sold out of "Frugal Jew" and "Wife-beating Italian" so I had little choice. My wife will be going as "Sassy Puerto Rican" (it's just her normal clothes with some hoop earrings and chewing gum).

CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN FIGHTING BJ PENN?

Seriously, who's left to fight this guy at 155? And why would anyone want to get their face turned into a blood sprinkler on live television? BJ Penn is a bad motherfucker. I dont care what anyone says, a focused BJ Penn could beat an (ungreased) Georges St. Pierre if that fight were to ever happen again. It should happen; if for no other reason than there probably arent that many 155-pounders left who are worthy of stepping in the ring with BJ to get their faces punched apart. Dude made Joe Stevenson literally cry after punching about 3 gallons of blood out of his face. -DisgustingBJ kicked a gaping vagina into dude's forehead, -and yes, it was that time of the month. I'm calling it now, I'm going as post-fight Diego Sanchez for Halloween next year, so get off my shit!
Cry now, blood transfusion later

EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN

Mind's Playing (Jedi) Tricks on Me

Given that Halloween falls on a weekend, here is the obligatory Geto Boys post. Is anyone dressing up? Last year I went as "sexy blogger" but this year I might go as "guy too shy to talk to girls in slutty costumes" (it's pretty much a Joy Division t-shirt and corduroys).

Halloween Fashion Corner

Congratulations Digital Gravel, you are selling the Worst Shirt Ever™.

FUCK YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME

If you thought you were doing it big costume-wise... -You weren't.

LOA HALLOWEEN THUGS

LOA OGs Khaki Bikini and Nicolo Vecki holding down the Minnesota side of things... Halloween style.