FACE OFF

That shit cray:

JESSICA LANGE'S FACE IS A FUCKING MESS

I just watched the last half of the 1976 version of King Kong and I was pretty shocked at what a hot-ass piece of ass Jessica Lange was back in the day. So I decided to do what any self respecting god-fearing Christian would do; -go on Google and see if there were any nude pics of her... Well, I didnt really find anything noteworthy, but I did find a picture of this hideous creature who claims to be Jessica Lange.  -Fucking Yuck...

FACE OFF (/FACE ON)

If you're Kid Lover reading this right now, no, this isn't the sequel to the Travolta
/ Nicolas Cage face swap movie. And no, it's not coming out on blueray disc at 
Best Buy next wednesday. It is about a dude who had the bottom 2/3 of his face 
swapped out for a new one and it looks absolutely horrible. I feel really bad 
saying that and wish homie nothing but the best, but yeah... Dude's face is a 
trainwreck. Let's hope they figure out how to do this surgery better in the future; 
-or at least match people up with a face donor who's complexion roughly the 
same as their own...

INTERNATIONAL PERSONA NON GRATA

It appears in this video that President Bush's approval is in a sorrier state than polls indicate. In a video taken at the G20 summit, Bush walks across a line of world leaders without shaking or being asked to shake any of their hands. Whether the President is being rejected by the world leaders or he is rejecting them, CNN's Rick Sanchez aptly says that Bush looks like "the most unpopular kid in high school that nobody liked." Think about how dick it is when somebody snubs you on a handshake... Now think about 19 of the worlds most powerful leaders all giving you the gas face at the same time (-while the international media watching your every awkward uncomfortable move!). Let's hope that this is just a sneak preview of what the rest of Bush's miserable little life is going to be like.