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That shit cray:

THE RUSSIANS ARE EATING CORPSES... -AGAIN... (yawn)

Two cannibals drowned a teenager, hacked her body to bits and served her with potatoes to a lodger.  Butcher Maxim Golovatskikh and florist Yury Mozhnov, both 20, were caged for 37 years. The pair begged forgiveness from the family of Karina Barduchian, 16.  Golovatskikh said: “I don’t deserve mercy. But I’m not a monster.”  Mozhnov, 20, said: “I want to have a chance to save my soul.
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At one point, the trial in St Petersburg, Russia, was halted because a juror felt sick looking at pictures of the victim’s body parts.  Karina’s mother Nadezhda, 45, also ran out of the court shouting: “Damn you both, scum.”  The men drowned the naked student, who had a crush on Golovatskikh, when she took a bath at his flat.  Andrei Lavrenko, prosecuting, said: “They cut up the body into several pieces, eating some of them and throwing the others into the bin.“Then they cooked her meat and served up the meal with potatoes.  “They were interrogated and explained the murder by saying they were desperate to eat.”  Lodger Ekaterina Zinovyeva, 22, said they served her a meal which she later realised included meat from Karina’s body.

OTTY SANCHEZ DECAPITATES HER BABY/ EATS BRAIN (Not a song by the Misfits)

SAN ANTONIO — The scene was so gruesome investigators could barely speak: A 3 1/2-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom of a single-story house, three of his tiny toes chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out. "At this particular scene you could have heard a pin drop," San Antonio Police Chief William McManus said Monday. "No one was speaking. It was about as somber as it could have been." Officers called to the home early Sunday found the boy's mother, Otty Sanchez, sitting on the couch with a self-inflicted wound to her chest and her throat partially slashed, screaming "I killed my baby! I killed my baby!" police said. She told officers the devil made her do it, police said. Sanchez, 33, apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts before stabbing herself, McManus said. "It's too heinous for me to describe it any further," McManus told reporters. Sanchez is charged with capital murder in the death of her son, Scott Wesley Buccholtz-Sanchez. She was being treated Monday at a hospital, and was being held on $1 million bail. The slaying occurred a week after the child's father moved out, McManus said. Otty Sanchez's sister and her sister's two children, ages 5 and 7, were in the house, but none were harmed.
Police said Sanchez did not have an attorney, and they declined to identify family members. No one answered the door Monday at Sanchez's home, where the blinds were shut. A hopscotch pattern and red hearts were drawn on the walk leading up to the house. Sanchez's aunt, Gloria Sanchez, said her niece had been "in and out" of a psychiatric ward but did not say where she was treated or why. She said a hospital called several months ago to check up on her. "Otty didn't mean to do that. She was not in her right mind," a sobbing Gloria Sanchez told The Associated Press on Monday by phone. She said her family was devastated. Investigators are looking into Sanchez's mental health history to see if there was anything "significant," and whether postpartum difficulties could have factored into the attack, McManus said. Postpartum depression and psychosis have been cited as contributing factors in several other cases in Texas in recent years in which mothers killed their children. Andrea Yates drowned her five children in her Houston-area home 2001, saying she believed Satan was inside her and trying to save them from hell. Her attorneys said she had been suffering from severe postpartum psychosis, and a jury found Yates not guilty by reason of insanity in 2006. In 2004, Dena Schlosser killed her 10-month-old in her Plano home by slicing off the baby's arms. She was found not guilty of reason by insanity, after testifying that she killed the baby because she wanted to give her to God. Sanchez's neighbors expressed sorrow and horror Monday at the grisly killing. Neighbor Luis Yanez, 23, said his kids went to school with one of the small children who lived at the house. He said he often saw a woman playing outside with the children but didn't know whether it was Otty. "Why would you do that to your baby?" said Yanez, a tire technician. "It brings chills to you. They can't defend themselves." Allen Taylor, another neighbor, said "once she gets back in her right mind, she's going to be devastated."

JERSEY JOE; PIMP MY TRAILER!

Longtime LOA O.G. Jersey Joe, just passed this video on to me that was sent to him from one of his many fans. This thing is so bizarre that it must be seen to be believed... Here's a snippet from the instant message conversation I had with him about it:
me: you gonna hit that??
Jersey: imma make a guest appearance
me: dude...
Jersey: did u watch it all the way through?
me: that is so fucking creepy/ awesome. im about 1/2 way now...
Jersey: it gets weird in the end when they are dancing maybe u can put it up on LOA?
me: most Def
Jersey: it is really creepy
me: those people might canniballize you. You'll be a fucking lamp in that lady's trailer.
Jersey: i wouldn't put it past them. I may paint it just for the experience. Emerald thinks it's sweet
me: I'm pretty blown away by that
Jersey: me too
me: like I dont even know what to say...
Jersey: would you visit that place?
me: I dunno... If you went, you'd definately have to bring somebody to film it/ not let you get roofied/ buttfucked/ eaten
Jersey: Yo it's back woods NJ!, like that old mag Weird NJ
me: that shit reminds me of the movie deliverance/ the hills have eyes