BOOK BY ITS COVER VOL.4

Back by popular demand, its another riveting, spinetingling installment of LOA's world-reknown column 'BOOK BY ITS COVER'.  Now I know what you guys are thinking, but let me assure you that this is not a young Nikola Tesla back from the dead, nor is it a Guy Fawkes mask-wearing Occupy Irvine protester who just came from his Urban Outfitters lookbook modeling shoot. Once again, it's LOA's very own, disgraced blogger "Kid Lover", wearing yet another ensemble that is sure to set the internet ablaze!

The rules of 'Book By It's Cover' are pretty straightforward: Basically you have to look at the person pictured below and guess what they're about.  Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into? -Music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching info, the better. Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below.  If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from Book By Its cover Vol.1, Vol.2 and Vol.3. They're pretty breathtaking...

Take a long look at this brooding wierdo motherfucker. What is this guy up to? What are his thoughts, his dreams... What's going on under that beanie of his?

BOOK BY IT'S COVER: KID LOVER

I'm introducing a new feature on LOA called 'Book by it's cover'. It's pretty self-explanatory; basically you have to look at the person pictured and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into?: -music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching the info you give, the better. This week's subject is disgraced LOA blogger Kid Lover. Let's get some guesses going in the comments section and maybe if we're lucky K.L. will grace us with one of his Haley's Comet-like appearances on the blog to set the record 'straight' (no homo).

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Hint: Do a quick search for 'Kid Lover' in the white box in the upper left-hand corner of the blog to see a few of the Kid's pathetic half-assed attempts at blogging over the last year or so... This will give some insight into his creepy-ass personaltiy.

FACE OFF (/FACE ON)

If you're Kid Lover reading this right now, no, this isn't the sequel to the Travolta
/ Nicolas Cage face swap movie. And no, it's not coming out on blueray disc at 
Best Buy next wednesday. It is about a dude who had the bottom 2/3 of his face 
swapped out for a new one and it looks absolutely horrible. I feel really bad 
saying that and wish homie nothing but the best, but yeah... Dude's face is a 
trainwreck. Let's hope they figure out how to do this surgery better in the future; 
-or at least match people up with a face donor who's complexion roughly the 
same as their own...

DISGRACED BLOGGER 'KID LOVER' MUSES ABOUT WEARING CONDOMS