September 24, 2011

Ja Rule Is Pitiful

Ja Rule was a clown even when he was at the height of his record selling powers. Now that he's washed up and tap dancing for spare change, he has completely parted ways with his dignity. Case in point is the cover art for his new single.

Holy shit this is amateur hour. This is only excusable if it was the result of a junior high art contest. The font, the photography, the painting... all of it is a total disgrace. Is that supposed to be graffiti in the background? I imagine that Ja Rule now lives under a bridge, so perhaps this was shot in his living room.

Life has got to be rough for Rule at this point. Here's a photo of him dancing with Oompa Loompas at a bat mitzvah.
Just let that sink in for a second. The guy who liked to yell "it's murdaaaa" is dancing with Oompa Loompas at Amber's bat mitzvah. So gangsta. Mazel tov, Ja. You are officially a joke.


Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I like that Burberry print fishing cap was the beginning of the end for Mr. Rule

thelossprevention.com said...

He's in Jail for tax evasion

Anonymous said...

Oh god. This is great. I have always hated this treasure troll