THE BEAVER

It took me a few minutes to figure out what was actually happening here;  brilliant audio editing on this Mel Gibson Movie trailer. (Stolen from Revok's blog)

BEN STEIN IS A FUCKING PRICK

No explaination necessary.

FUCKTARD HALL OF FAME: MEL GIBSON

Right before our very eyes, Mel Gibson is revolutionizing the art of how to be an fucking asshole.  Not just in intensity, and sheer perseverance, but by amassing  a rich, diversified portfolio of, domestic violence, racism, misogyny, gay-bashing and anti-semitism .  Honestly, there's not a whole lot of unexplored territory for this guy  left. He'd pretty much have to stab a baby in the face with a rusty boxcutter and bite it's genitals off for him to pad his stats any further.  Peep game:

"I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks." — phone conversation with ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, about an employee, 

"You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault." — phone conversation with Grigorieva, 

"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first." — phone conversation with Grigorieva, 

"You know what, you fucking deserved it." — to Grigorieva after she asked, "What kind of man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?" 

"Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you a Jew?" — to male police officer during 2006 DUI arrest, 

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" — to female police officer during 2006 DUI arrest, 

"I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick… I want to kill his dog." —on New York Times reporter Frank Rich, who criticized The Passion of the Christ, to The New Yorker in 2003, 

"I own Malibu… I am going to fuck you." — to arresting officer during 2006 DUI, 

"Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... fucking fake... fucking fake… You are the most synthetic person... who the fuck are you?" — phone conversation with Grigorieva, 

"They take it up the ass. [laughs, stands up, bends over, points to anus] This is only for taking a shit." —to Spanish newspaper El Pais when asked what he thinks of gays, in 1991, 

"With this look, who's going to think I'm gay? I don't lend myself to that type of confusion. Do I look like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?" —from the El Pais interview, 

"I'll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off." —to Playboy in 1995, about whether he'd issue an apology to gays and lesbians, as GLAAD recommended

MACKRIS vs. O'REILLY: BEST LAWSUIT EVER!

Chances are, you've probably heard about the legendary game Bill O'Reilly likes to run on his female co-workers. But in case you haven't, this is the stuff dreams are made of (WETDREAMS that is). O'reilly is not only a world-class asshole, but also a full-blown psycopath/ creepy sexual deviant. Check out some of the sweat-drenched, cum-slathered pimpnology that "Sugardick" Bill laced his former producer, Andrea Mackris with. Some people might call it sexual harrassment; however I happen to think of it as good old-fashioned romance. -Who says chivalry is dead?
Here are just a few of the action-packed highlights from the lawsuit filed against him. (Click images to enlarge)
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For the full Penthouse Letters-esque transcript of the the suit, holler at THESMOKINGGUN.COM. It will literally scorch your genitalia off...-I'm not even kidding. Keep a Fire extinguisher handy.

EXTRA!!! If you still haven't satisfied your O'Reilly fix, check out Daily Kos blogger Mike Stark's gangster-ass powermove he did in response to Bill-O trying to sabotage/ harrass the Daily Kos' sponsors for their annual conference. This is as sweet as honeysuckle.