LORDS OF APATHY

July 9, 2010

FUCKTARD HALL OF FAME: MEL GIBSON

Right before our very eyes, Mel Gibson is revolutionizing the art of how to be an fucking asshole.  Not just in intensity, and sheer perseverance, but by amassing  a rich, diversified portfolio of, domestic violence, racism, misogyny, gay-bashing and anti-semitism .  Honestly, there's not a whole lot of unexplored territory for this guy  left. He'd pretty much have to stab a baby in the face with a rusty boxcutter and bite it's genitals off for him to pad his stats any further.  Peep game:



"I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks." — phone conversation with ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, about an employee, 
"You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault." — phone conversation with Grigorieva
"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first." — phone conversation with Grigorieva
"You know what, you fucking deserved it." — to Grigorieva after she asked, "What kind of man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?" 
"Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you a Jew?" — to male police officer during 2006 DUI arrest, 
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" — to female police officer during 2006 DUI arrest, 
"I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick… I want to kill his dog."on New York Times reporter Frank Rich, who criticized The Passion of the Christ, to The New Yorker in 2003, 
"I own Malibu… I am going to fuck you." — to arresting officer during 2006 DUI, 
"Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... fucking fake... fucking fake… You are the most synthetic person... who the fuck are you?" — phone conversation with Grigorieva
"They take it up the ass. [laughs, stands up, bends over, points to anus] This is only for taking a shit."to Spanish newspaper El Pais when asked what he thinks of gays, in 1991, 
"With this look, who's going to think I'm gay? I don't lend myself to that type of confusion. Do I look like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?" from the El Pais interview, 
"I'll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off."to Playboy in 1995, about whether he'd issue an apology to gays and lesbians, as GLAAD recommended

3 comments:

Rex Goliath said...

Mel Gibson sure seems to be a racist asshole...but I gotta admit, I laughed at damn near every one of those quotes. he's kind of the man, in a politically incorrect, "I don't give a shit what anybody thinks, I'm an asshole and I like myself that way" kind of way. hahahaha. I wouldn't want him dating my sister or anything, but I also wouldn't mind getting him drunk and riled up and then turning a camera on him and waiting to see what gems he produces. hahahahaha.

Rex Goliath said...

Roman Polanski having a convo with Mel Gibson:
RP: Mel, you fucked up man.
MG: I know. I'm an asshole. Think they'll ever forgive me? They forgave you, right?
RP: Yeah but Mel all I did was drug, rape, and sodomize a 13 year old girl and then fled the country. YOU dropped the N-bomb.
MG: Uhhhh...
RP: And that whole pro-Christianity film business prolly ain't helping you, either.
MG: SHIT!
RP: You're fucked here, man. France is nice.

Imbecilic Repellent said...

Ahh, Mel just enjoys speaking candidly in a humorous, heartless, apathetic fashion. Ha-ha! Well, at least the guy is honestly expressing his self without the worries of the asinine "political correctness" bull-shit that is nothing but a load of dino dung!

Oh, by the way, you guys have a kick-ass fucking blog!