WHAT I SHOULD HAVE GONE AS FOR HALLOWEEN

Tammy Faye Baker, -Rest in Piss...

MORE CREEPY JAPANESE SHIT.

It's no secret, that the Japanese are in my top 3 races of people. Wether it's their hot-ass gravure models, their cute babies, their technology, or their absolute morbid sense of sexual deviancy, the Japanese have a little something for everybody... In this case it's inventing a robot that doesn't tolerate sexual harassment. You can only imagine the countless way's people are getting creepy with this shit. Enjoy:

MADONNA'S MUSIC IS HORRIBLE.

I didn't bother posting a corresponding audio or video to reinforce my point; I just wanted to make that fact clear. I was thinking about posting a recent picture of Madonna, but then I realized that she's a horrific mess to look at as well. A fabulously scary, elderly, veiny, pasty, muscley, turned-out on Kabbalah and Pilates, visual nightmare.

GET YOUR FREAK ON

If you're into Asian girls, and fucking inanimate objects, this might be just the thing for you!(Good looking out John)

MACKRIS vs. O'REILLY: BEST LAWSUIT EVER!

Chances are, you've probably heard about the legendary game Bill O'Reilly likes to run on his female co-workers. But in case you haven't, this is the stuff dreams are made of (WETDREAMS that is). O'reilly is not only a world-class asshole, but also a full-blown psycopath/ creepy sexual deviant. Check out some of the sweat-drenched, cum-slathered pimpnology that "Sugardick" Bill laced his former producer, Andrea Mackris with. Some people might call it sexual harrassment; however I happen to think of it as good old-fashioned romance. -Who says chivalry is dead?
Here are just a few of the action-packed highlights from the lawsuit filed against him. (Click images to enlarge)
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For the full Penthouse Letters-esque transcript of the the suit, holler at THESMOKINGGUN.COM. It will literally scorch your genitalia off...-I'm not even kidding. Keep a Fire extinguisher handy.

EXTRA!!! If you still haven't satisfied your O'Reilly fix, check out Daily Kos blogger Mike Stark's gangster-ass powermove he did in response to Bill-O trying to sabotage/ harrass the Daily Kos' sponsors for their annual conference. This is as sweet as honeysuckle.

THE ZACHARY ALLEN CHRONICLES

AHhhh; Child actors dancing and singing...-Is there anything in this world sweeter!?? -I'm still trying to figure out what will occur first; this dude having his first man-on-boy homosexual experience, or him checking himself into a rehab clinic for cocaine abuse. Whichever it is, no amount of cocaine-fueled statutory boy-rape will keep me from relishing this heartwarming rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"!