STORY OF RIKI-OH

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GRANDMAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

OK, stop whatever it is you're doing right now and give this your undivided attention. This might be the greatest 5 minutes of television ever produced. Oh, you wanna take a cellphone photo of your newborn grandson?? -Well step on up and get your motherfuckin cranium cracked.
-How good is grandma's Muy Thai-style flying knee!? That was shades of Anderson Silva Right there!

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...

Have you heard the one about the guy who trips his balls off then rips his friends heart out while still breathing? Oh no? Well read on then:

The man, Justin Davis, had been there earlier in the day and saw Wyatt acting strangely after drinking “some kind of mushroom tea,” according to the statement. Davis left for Crescent City, but returned later to pick up his dog. Davis arrived to find Wyatt standing in the living room naked and covered with blood, according to the statement. Wyatt told Davis, according to the statement, that he was going to cut out Powell's heart. Davis went to a nearby pay phone to call law enforcement. A deputy arrived at the residence and reportedly saw Wyatt on the couch with Powell's body, which was covered in blood and had most of its face removed. A large incision in the chest could be seen, and other unspecified body parts had been removed. An eyeball was resting in the middle of the room, according to the statement. Wyatt allegedly told the deputy that he'd cut Powell's heart out and thrown it into the fire. Powell's death certificate reads that he died from havinghis heart removed while he was still alive, causing him to bleed to death. It also lists as significant blunt force trauma to the head and neck, and compression of the neck. What appeared to be wild mushrooms were in the kitchen, the deputy reported. The deputy also discovered a marijuana garden in the house when he went to search for additional victims, the statement reads. (Wyatt's Ex-Girlfriend) then heard what she believed to be Wyatt and Powell wrestling on the kitchen floor, then talking about surfing. Bailey then said that she saw Powell standing over who she believed to be Wyatt, and that Powell was spitting on him. Bailey testified that she heard sounds she thought were sexual in nature, though she said it could have been something else.


(Story posted by Rastroy)