HIPSTER CIRCUS

LOSING...

It's all bad...

TOO SOON!!

...-Or possibly; too early?

JUSTICE SERVED...

Is anyone else confused with the outcome of the Casey Anthony trial? Not to get on some Nancy Grace type shit, but seriously... It couldn't have been the media? The lady partied for a month before ever filing a missing persons report. Well Kreayshawn and V-Nasty will be happy to hear... White Girl Mob 4 Life

'TUPAC ALIVE' IN NEW ZEALAND

Painting from the exclusive Tyrese Collection...

A report is spreading quickly on Facebook and Twitter that famed rapper Tupac Shakur is shockingly "alive and well" in New Zealand, 15 years after he died.

This is of course false. Tupac died in Las Vegas in 1996. But the link that is circulating, a PBS Web story, looks entirely legitimate, fueling the rumor.

PBS has been hacked. (Scroll down for screenshot.)

PBS NewsHour online engagement staffer Teresa Gorman has spent much of her holiday Sunday night replying to folks on Twitter, telling them the report is false and PBS has been hacked.

The Lulz Boat has claimed responsibility. Not only has it posted the "Tupac Alive" Web update to the PBS site, but on Twitter it posted information for staffers, the PBS network, and password info for PBS stations.

According to Secure Business Intelligence, LulzSec has attacked several high-profile organizations in the last month, although it is known to hack for "entertainment and infamy," rather than financial gain.

Here's a link that works... 2pac

Dust Juice....

Has this ever happened to you while thinking...?

KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN

I couldn't have said it better myself... Peep the weather guy's reaction after he says it. I beleive that is the internationally recognized facial expression for "What the fuck did you just say to me??"

REDNECK FORCED TO EAT HIS OWN BEARD

There needs to be an award show for stuff like this... I wonder if this guy is a Republican?
They should have made him eat his own pubes and back hair for dessert.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...

Have you heard the one about the guy who trips his balls off then rips his friends heart out while still breathing? Oh no? Well read on then:

The man, Justin Davis, had been there earlier in the day and saw Wyatt acting strangely after drinking “some kind of mushroom tea,” according to the statement. Davis left for Crescent City, but returned later to pick up his dog. Davis arrived to find Wyatt standing in the living room naked and covered with blood, according to the statement. Wyatt told Davis, according to the statement, that he was going to cut out Powell's heart. Davis went to a nearby pay phone to call law enforcement. A deputy arrived at the residence and reportedly saw Wyatt on the couch with Powell's body, which was covered in blood and had most of its face removed. A large incision in the chest could be seen, and other unspecified body parts had been removed. An eyeball was resting in the middle of the room, according to the statement. Wyatt allegedly told the deputy that he'd cut Powell's heart out and thrown it into the fire. Powell's death certificate reads that he died from havinghis heart removed while he was still alive, causing him to bleed to death. It also lists as significant blunt force trauma to the head and neck, and compression of the neck. What appeared to be wild mushrooms were in the kitchen, the deputy reported. The deputy also discovered a marijuana garden in the house when he went to search for additional victims, the statement reads. (Wyatt's Ex-Girlfriend) then heard what she believed to be Wyatt and Powell wrestling on the kitchen floor, then talking about surfing. Bailey then said that she saw Powell standing over who she believed to be Wyatt, and that Powell was spitting on him. Bailey testified that she heard sounds she thought were sexual in nature, though she said it could have been something else.


(Story posted by Rastroy)

"CHECK PLEASE..."

I always just assumed she ate Meow-Mix and live mice for every meal...

UNAPOLOGETICALLY RACIST KFC COMMERCIAL

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: HURRICANE CHRIS ADDRESSES THE LOUISIANA STATE LEGISLATURE REGARDING THE IMPORTANCE OF...um... HALLE BERRY (halle berry???)

Okay, get ready to see the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen; -It sent a cold chill down my spine. This right here is about to be a hot mess...-A scalding, boiling, piping hot MEZZZ! Seriously; I'm not even joking here, -this lady in the Louisiana state legislature decided it was a good idea to take time out of the official procedings, in order to have Hurricane Chris spit a few verses of his hot new single 'HALLE BERRY (halle berry)'. In addition to all of the obvious reasons this is complete absurdity, the motherfucker didn't even have the courtesy to provide them with the instumental dat tape!!! -Are you fucking kidding me!!?? No joke, I buried my face in my hands when watching this. Click here for the full clip...-Actually, on second thought, don't. Go read a book or something.

You can't really argue with this...