WHAT'S CRACKIN SHORTY!??

Dude... Seriously, How is this possible?? A: How is a 31 year old man less than 2 feet tall? B: How is he married to / boning a fine-ass latin mami? And C: How is his 2 yr. old toddler baby towering over him?... -I think I figured it out- Homeboy prolly has like a 29-inch dong. (And yes, that is my answer to all three questions.)