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Question:
What do you get when you take 2 of my favorite rappers; Dirt Nasty and Riff Raff, and sprinkle with a little Andy Milonakis in there for seasoning?
Answer:
A vacation for your mind.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME THINGS IN RIFF RAFF'S HOUSE (IN BRAZIL)

So let me get this straight...
Riff Raff has a jack-o-lantern chain that probably costs more than everything I own, and I regularly have to choose between buying food and paying my rent. -Further evidence that god does not exist.

HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND; RIFF RAFF

Riff Raff is here to let you know that he stays dipped in "Jacob", but there appears to be some confusion between Jacob the Jeweler and Marc Jacobs. Not only does Riff Raff mistake his flea market "ice watch" for an authentic Jacob & Co. watch, but he also thinks the creative director of Louis Vuitton is a watch maker. Raff misspelling "Mark" Jacobs' name lets you know what you're dealing with here. The ignorance keeps coming as Riff Raff says he stays leaning like the Eiffel Tower- I think he meant the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Anyway, how killer is that BET logo tattoo?