Why is it that EVERY SINGLE horrible amateur attempt at rapping always has this same flow: da-da-da, de-de-de, da-da-da, de-de-de, etc. etc? Somebody needs to come up with a few other alternative cadences for shitty non-rappers to rap in.
LORDS OF APATHY
Showing posts with label shitty music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shitty music. Show all posts
February 23, 2012
December 31, 2010
HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: PAR-A-DICE
It's phenomenal how quickly I can lose interest in what someone is saying, especially when it is being rapped lousily over a tedious-ass beat. It's almost like the part of my mind that gets interested in things literally implodes, the second I start hearing this:
(Good looking out KC!)
(Good looking out KC!)
September 19, 2010
HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND; RIFF RAFF
Riff Raff is here to let you know that he stays dipped in "Jacob", but there appears to be some confusion between Jacob the Jeweler and Marc Jacobs. Not only does Riff Raff mistake his flea market "ice watch" for an authentic Jacob & Co. watch, but he also thinks the creative director of Louis Vuitton is a watch maker. Raff misspelling "Mark" Jacobs' name lets you know what you're dealing with here. The ignorance keeps coming as Riff Raff says he stays leaning like the Eiffel Tower- I think he meant the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Anyway, how killer is that BET logo tattoo?
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Marc Jacob,
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