LORDS OF APATHY

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Showing posts with label pathetic. Show all posts

September 21, 2012

MITT ROMNEY: TOO BLACK TOO STRONG

Spicy latin lover Mittito Romnirez went on Univision the other day with this wierd reverse-raccoon lifeguard brownface tan.  This was an obvious/ clueless/ shameless pander to latino voters while at the same time leaving himself a very plausible excuse if it happened to blow up in his brown-ass face.  The fact that he had his make-up lady apply the bronzer only to his forehead and the lower half of his face was actually pretty clever. -By leaving the equator region of his face it's natural shade of Mormon, it left the "This is a legit tan, -see my sunglasses tan-line" alibi wide open. -BRILLIANT!
Oh, and by the way; Who the FUCK let the doggz out my ninjas?

October 24, 2007

PETE STARK GOING OUT LIKE A TOTAL BITCH

I should have known better; from now on, before praising any Democrat in the house or the senate, I'm gonna give it a 10-15 day cooling off period in case they want to turn around and retract their initial true and obvious statements... I don't know what is going on with these motherfuckers behnd the scenes, but whatever it is, these cowardly, weak-willed deutsch bags need to grow a pair of testicles (and maintain them).