SAD CAUCASIANS

THIS IS AMAZING!!!

MITT ROMNEY: TOO BLACK TOO STRONG

Spicy latin lover Mittito Romnirez went on Univision the other day with this wierd reverse-raccoon lifeguard brownface tan.  This was an obvious/ clueless/ shameless pander to latino voters while at the same time leaving himself a very plausible excuse if it happened to blow up in his brown-ass face.  The fact that he had his make-up lady apply the bronzer only to his forehead and the lower half of his face was actually pretty clever. -By leaving the equator region of his face it's natural shade of Mormon, it left the "This is a legit tan, -see my sunglasses tan-line" alibi wide open. -BRILLIANT!

Oh, and by the way; Who the FUCK let the doggz out my ninjas?

...SOME PEOPLES KIDS.

WHERE MY DOGGS AT?? (CHECK THE ROOF)

Dogs against Romney.

PLEASE STOP INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE.

Is it just me or is it SUPER patronizing to have a trust-fund baby who's added to his massive fortune by gutting american companies, laying off workers and selling off the parts, sing 'America the Beautiful' in hopes of getting partiotic dumbfucks to vote for him?  This shit just makes my skin crawl. I'm not saying this from the perspective of someone who's still fooled by this charade that it matters which puppet gets installed as our next corporate dictator. They're all frauds and mascots.  I guess all that matters now is which one of these liars is going to be the salesman who tries to sell us a shit sandwich and tells us it's steak.  This system is fucked.

MITT ROMNEY'S BIG-OLD PENIS (NO HOMO)

This is Awesome...

FUCK YEAH!!!

If there's one thing that gets your boy Snickerdoodles PUMPED it's the Westminster Dog Show! Fuck Yeah, -this year's competition was off the hook yo! Dog vs dog, dog eat dog, -to quote our boy Mitt Romney -"Who Let the Dogs Out!!?? (woof woof)". Hell yeah...Although if you ask me, the poodle got robbed...-Did you see the gate on that muthafucka!? -Shit was no joke son.

MITT ROMNEY CAN RELATE TO BLACK PEOPLE

What does one of the leading Republican candidates do when he's suddenly surrounded by black people? Recite the words to the only "rap song" he knows.