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Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts

July 19, 2011

TOTALLY SHIT-FACED...(LITERALLY)

BEHOLD! LOA's 2011 Man of the Year, Luke Chrisco!  I don't care if it's only July, this dude has it locked up!

BOULDER, Colo. -- The man dubbed the "Porta-Potty Peeper" says he spied on at least 200 women in Boulder and hundreds more across the U.S. and Europe.  Luke Chrisco was arrested Thursday in Vail for hiding out in a portable toilet in Boulder to watch women at a yoga festival.  "I am like a hunter, a man watching a bird, " Chrisco told FOX31's Jim Hooley in an interview at the Eagle County Detention where he is being held after his arrest this week.  "I would see women on the street and just bow down to them, " Chrisco said. He says his favorite places to peep were restaurants in downtown Boulder and along the Pearl Street Mall. "I would go into stalls that were dark, away from cameras," the 30-year-old admitted.  Chrisco says one of his favorite places was the women's restroom at the Boulder Target.  "I'm a young guy, I don't look threatening. I would come out of the women's room and someone would say 'what are you doing?' and I would just walk away." Chrisco has shared his list of places he peeped with Boulder Police. Detectives have visited the businesses, warning them of possible peepholes.  "Our detectives have found peepholes. We don't know whether Chrisco drilled them or if they were existing peepholes," Kim Kobel from Boulder Police explained.  Chrisco is being held in Eagle County on a $1,000 bond. He faces charges of unlawful sexual contact.

LISTEN TO AN INTERVIEW WITH LUKE CHRISCO, 'THE PORTA-POTTY BANDIT'  HERE! THIS IS, BY FAR, ONE OF THE BEST, FUNNIEST, MOST FUCKED UP THINGS YOU'LL EVER HEAR!

June 1, 2009

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: POOP RAP FREESTYLE

I can't front, this dude is dope. In fact, anyone who can freestyle about poop for 6 minutes straight is dope.

May 6, 2007

the Sopranos™

i gotta say, i never really was into the sopranos. the show just did nothing for me. Sence i moved down to the O.C. i end up watching this show like errr week as Snickerdoodles is hell-of into it. well, as of last weeks show, im 100% hooked on this amazing television program!! i cant say enought good things about it, where do i start? how about here...















im gonna be the most faithfull sopranos watcher that there ever was at this point!! glued to the set just WAITING, fingers crossed... somebodys gotta shit again. right? you cant hook a nation on your show by showing a lil kid shit in the shower room and them mash his foot in it and then not give that nation of fans what they want every week. right? you cant? they cant. i cant FUCKING wait!!