THE REALEST WEDDING EVER

If you've ever wondered what a wedding in the Matrix looks like, you're in luck; -check out how these two gothic lovebirds are putting it down on the matrimony tip. Josh Lazcano -eat your heart out!









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LOA MOVIE REVIEWS: by Jay Money

REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
Yeah, so I finally saw that movie “Revolutionary Road.” It’s about this married couple in the ‘50s who are always fighting about dumb shit and then they decide that if they move to Paris and go look at the Eiffel Tower and eat bon-bons then they’ll magically fall in love again and stop hating their empty lives. But they never make the move because DiCaprio goes swimming without his trunks and gets his wife Kate Winslet prego. Kate Winslet never even gets naked in this movie, either. I did see her naked in another movie where she’s having an affair with this dude who wants to be a skateboarder until he tries to ollie some steps and gets jacked up real bad. At one point after they’re done boning you see Winslet naked and her butt’s all funny shaped and her boob looks like a deflated water bottle. I tried to watch that other movie where she’s a Nazi, but that shit was wack as hell, and I shut it off after like a half-hour.
But back to “Revolutionary Road,” though. DiCaprio is knocking down this fine-ass little secretary and I wasn’t mad at her one bit. But then there’s this part where they show the secretary’s boobs for two seconds and they look like a couple cone heads—I couldn’t even tell if she had any nipples. I’d still knock it down though, the secretary chick, not Kate Winslet.


TWILIGHT
This movie takes place in this small town where all these vampires happen to live. There’s good vampires and bad vampires, and one of the bad vampires kind of looks like Lil’ Wayne. The main actress falls in love with one of the good vampires.
There’s this part where they show the main vampire running up the side of this mountain with this girl on his back like he’s Flash Gordon. Then they get to the top of the mountain and he’s like, “I’ve got to show you what I am.” He opens his shirt and his chest is sparkling like a crystal chandelier. Dude, yeah, you’re a vampire! If you really want to show someone what you’re all about then suck some blood—what the fuck does a sparkly-ass chest have to do with being a vampire? Then he basically tells her that he wants to suck her blood, and she’s like, “I don’t care, I still like you.” I’ve seen some dumb broads, but this one might take the cake.

The wackest part of the movie, though, is when all these vampires are playing baseball and they’re jumping 60 feet in the air like they’re on a Gatorade commercial. Then the bad guy vampires show up and want to suck the mortal girl’s blood and there’s this big stand off. That Lil’ Wayne vampire ends up helping the good vampires towards the end of the movie, though.

JUST SIT BACK AND LET THE EVIL WASH OVER YOU

MARILYN MANSON ON O'REILLY FACTOR

Marilyn Manson is the shit... Even O'Reilly, as hard as he tries, cannot manage bully him as he does most of his non neo-con guests...

the Sopranos™

i gotta say, i never really was into the sopranos. the show just did nothing for me. Sence i moved down to the O.C. i end up watching this show like errr week as Snickerdoodles is hell-of into it. well, as of last weeks show, im 100% hooked on this amazing television program!! i cant say enought good things about it, where do i start? how about here...















im gonna be the most faithfull sopranos watcher that there ever was at this point!! glued to the set just WAITING, fingers crossed... somebodys gotta shit again. right? you cant hook a nation on your show by showing a lil kid shit in the shower room and them mash his foot in it and then not give that nation of fans what they want every week. right? you cant? they cant. i cant FUCKING wait!!