NU THANG

This is fucking incredible! It contains 2 of my absolute favorite things: horrible singing/ rapping/ dancing, and belief in stupid fairy tales. As it plain to see, our lord has definitely blessed him with the lyrical gift. Praise Jesus! (Shamelessly stolen from Jersey's blog, holler at it.)

HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: "OH... AND IT'S SHAVED" -(Brian Pumper)

There are many things that need to be said here, so lets take them one at a time shall we? First off, the dude rapping/ rap-sangin'  in this video's name is Brian Pumper. -BRIAN PUMPER!!! -That is a fucking hillarious name!  Which leads up to my next point. Brian Pumper, is not just a terrible rapper, hes also a porn star, and the name of this smash-hit single is "Oh, and it's shaved".  -Kinda catchy right? -And yes, he's referring to the vagina of the girl in the video. The owner of said vagina just happens to be future porn star Montana Fishburne, who just happens to be the real-life daughter  of dope actor Laurence Fishburne. Seriously; Brian Pumper, -one thing at a time dude! -How am I supposed to focus on your shitty-ass rapping while at the same time trying to wrap my mind around Larry Fishburn's 19 year-old daugher becoming a porn star -(a pretty hot one at that) ?  She could use a lil' Proactiv® Formula on those cheeks (yes THOSE cheeks), but I'm not mad at her at all...  But It definitely sucks to be your dad right now :(