There are many things that need to be said here, so lets take them one at a time shall we? First off, the dude rapping/ rap-sangin' in this video's name is Brian Pumper. -BRIAN PUMPER!!! -That is a fucking hillarious name! Which leads up to my next point. Brian Pumper, is not just a terrible rapper, hes also a porn star, and the name of this smash-hit single is "Oh, and it's shaved". -Kinda catchy right? -And yes, he's referring to the vagina of the girl in the video. The owner of said vagina just happens to be future porn star Montana Fishburne, who just happens to be the real-life daughter of dope actor Laurence Fishburne. Seriously; Brian Pumper, -one thing at a time dude! -How am I supposed to focus on your shitty-ass rapping while at the same time trying to wrap my mind around Larry Fishburn's 19 year-old daugher becoming a porn star -(a pretty hot one at that) ? She could use a lil' Proactiv® Formula on those cheeks (yes THOSE cheeks), but I'm not mad at her at all... But It definitely sucks to be your dad right now :(
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dude said: "let me get that minkey super wet and make it fart, make it throb make it queef, make that thing barf"
"MAKE THAT THING BARF..." How romantic.
Same day they shot her original porno, Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/08/montana-fishburne-has-done-porn-before.html
Natural tan?
Brians outfits are as predictable and dated as his punchlines. I wonder if he's facebookin or still myspacin hard on his 2way.
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