LORDS OF APATHY

March 18, 2011

BOOK BY IT'S COVER VOL.2

You guys know the drill, it's Volume 2 of 'Book By It's Cover' coming at you. Once again, LOA's very own disgraced blogger 'Kid Lover', is back with another stunning ensemble that is sure to set the internet ablaze.
The rules of  'Book By It's Cover' are pretty straightforward; basically you have to look at the person pictured and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into?: -music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching the info you give, the better.  Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below.  If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from our previous BBIC feature on Kid Lover from a few months back.

Click image to enlarge and ponder how/ why this is possible on a 80-degree day.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

went from being a faggot that pays 300 for evisu jeans to paying 11 for wranglers. fucking trash heap.

Anonymous said...

likes making designs that incorporate birds coming out of: tanks, guns, heads, trees, etc. was really into this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oFx8XpmFVo

Anonymous said...

says indie music but really enjoys Brokencyde. Sexual practices involve very limited movement while focusing on his pre-ejaculatory problem. Gets obnoxiously philosophical when drunk.

Anonymous said...

I think he looks like a fine upstanding young man who's working to accomplish his hopes and dreams. Most of his life he's had to endure the scorn of haters because he's a decent looking and acting guy, but he's found a way to roll with it. Probably a West Coast native. Probably skateboarded. Went to college and got a BA, but dodged the corporate/cubicle bullet. Not married, but would consider it if he met the right woman. If push came to shove and children came into the picture he would consider taking a higher-paying job in the real estate industry, maybe on the commercial side of the business.

Anonymous said...

he doesn't skateboard. FACT. he looks like Barba Haigh or Kristin Reiter. ask him about his wizard cloak.

Anonymous said...

Carries pepper spray and isn't afraid to use it. Goes to the bar SPECIFICALLY to talk about world issues in front of strangers to make himself look/feel smart. Has girlfriend but she neither goes down on him or lets him watch porn and he finds both to be "totally understandable".

Anonymous said...

Had sex with a dude in art school just to check it out (liked it but was nervous his dad would cut him off if he went full homo).

Anonymous said...

he's a weird guy. probably wearing a condom right now for no reason.

the hoods are watching! said...

This dude is a self proclaimed artist in his early 30’s and was probably born into a decent Jewish family. During his mid 20’s, when time came to choose a career, he encountered the “Keeping-It-Real-Dilemma “. This issue began when he finally had to choose between: real state, the apparel business, or stepping into the art world. He eventually graduated from Art Center or RISD. Now he identifies with urban subcultures to effectively market mass produced goods to youths who are facing an identity crisis. And due to this reason, he thinks he’s socially and politically relevant…because he’s finally doing mediocre/commercial work for Shepard Fairey and Mike Giant. He also claims the West Coast because he hangs out in the West side of Hollywood with other “straight” guys who constantly say: “No Homo!” And, he must not be gay, since he asserts that he has a thing for shy/submissive Asian females who don’t mind taking the subordinate role in a relationship while in public. And finally, his ultimate goal is to be better than his idol, Damien Hirst.
Overall, this guy probably reflects his peers and the world in which he’s submerged in than his true self.

Anonymous said...

Obama is spending like crazy!! Have you seen THIS video??? It's HILARIOUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-JuE9esfUc

My bad.

Al said...

born upper middle class, mediocre at sports throughout childhood until he quit when he found doing artsy shit as an alternative to get chicks/(dudes?) (j-play, gay dudes generally have better style). Stayed mediocre with his art because its bullshit. Used to skate (mediocre), but 'grew up' and now enjoys 2 things: graphic design (mediocre) and masturbating (mediocre) to internet porn, both which can be done sitting behind a computer all fucking day. When his nuts empty, he buys expensive designer bullshit to look like shit in the hopes of coming unique in this mad race out here.

Also by the look on bro's face his fucking dad just died. lightin up fella

and if I fucked up some sentences or some grammar fuck you, yall all slaves to the cock-clock. 2 cocks come together every hour yah "faggots!"

ps I'm high now, but between dudes 1000 cm stare and the way his (his) right arm is sort of clenched, hes kind of a little murderous vibe goin on. Like passive agressive, like he wouldn't actually do shit, just think about it and then cry about it and then write it in his fucking diary (68/100) or someshit.

Anonymous said...

Uncircumcised, lies all the time,
All his cool ideas die on the vine
girlfriends always-scared of one-nighters
closest to a scrap was playing street fighter
hates name brands, but designs for one
secretly hates blacks but rhymes like one.
I ONLY WEAR SKATE SHOES!!
EVERYONE I HATE YOUZ!!
Stays skinny like a starving ferret
Should be working, but follows epic latered, and arab parrot.
Noting is good enough - everything sucks
But nothing as much as his uncles bad touch.

Rexwon said...

minus the tea-shades this guy fits the profile.....

"KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
-The Chief"
— Hunter S. Thompson

Anonymous said...

He's actually a really nice guy and he has a sweet ride.

Anonymous said...

im curious to see some of you witty fellas write a "book by its cover" for a internet blogger that posts pictures of his friend in an open attempt to get people to mock him.


also the guy who wrote "uncircumcised" as their observation cracked me up. as an uncircumcised person myself i'd have to agree (we can usually spot another of our kind. no homo)

Sista Nancy said...

hubba hubba. he's cute...

BM said...

used to rollerblade with arlo eisenburg

Anonymous said...

No one detests the white, middle-class raised male more than the white, middle-class raised male. Familiarity breeds contempt. White people some haters.

Anonymous said...

P.S. A lot of you who commented fancy yourselves good at spotting some undercover gays. Must come in handy when cruising dudes.

Anonymous said...

P.P.S. I kinda love this dude, not in a gay way, but the way people love Jesus-- because he took an ass whoopin and didn't complain about it.

Anonymous said...

Tiny penis.
Lesbian Hair.

Anonymous said...

i bet a lot of women can beat him up

Al said...

yo, I was just joking.

Anonymous said...

A dopesick heroin junkie would wear that on a 80-degree day.

Anonymous said...

gu?